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Анекдот на английском языке: None For You
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A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning.” Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?” <<<Предыдущий анекдот Следующий анекдот>>>
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