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/ Eminem: Intro,

/ Eminem: Intro, .

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
"awww wait, no way, your kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady I'm sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who (yea but he's so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky u might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's *vagina* is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man can't elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus
And it gooooesss
(refrain)
I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

/ Eminem: Intro,
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