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A CRANE GAME

It is modeled to look like a spaceship ready to launch.

BUZZ (continued) Spaceship.

WOODY Alright Buzz, get ready...

Buzz heads for the crane game, but Woody does not notice, his eyes locked on the approaching stroller.

WOODY Okay, Buzz, when I say "go," we're gonna jump in the basket --

Woody turns and realizes Buzz is gone. He looks across the way just in time to see Buzz leap into the crane game through the "PRIZE" slot.

WOODY (loud whisper) Buzz!

Woody turns back in the direction of the stroller.

It has already gone past.

WOODY Dooh! No! This cannot be happening to me!!

Woody runs towards the crane game, but is forced to hold back for a moment as some SCREAMING children pass by.

INT. CRANE GAME

Buzz climbs over the partition that divides the deposit slot from the prize toys and leaps into a pile of...

SQUEEZE TOY ALIENS

There are hundreds of them, all identical and way too cute.

ALIEN #1 (excited) A stranger!

ALIEN #2 From the outside!

ALIENS Oo-o-o-o-o-o...

BUZZ Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace!

ALIENS Tell us! What is it like outside?

The squeeze toys rush Buzz like JABBERING excited children.

EXT. CRANE GAME

With the kids gone, Woody crosses the aisle to the crane game and dives through the prize slot.

INT. CRANE GAME - CONTINUOUS

Woody clambers up the side of the deposit slot.

BUZZ (O.S.) This is an intergalactic emergency! I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12!

Woody peeks over the partition to witness Buzz surround by the cute alien toys.

BUZZ (continued; to the aliens) Who's in charge here?

All the aliens point upward.

ALIENS The cla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-w!!

Woody and Buzz look up.

ANGLE: CRANE GAME CLAW

It dangles directly above the toys.

ALIEN #1 The claw is our master.

ALIEN #2 The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

WOODY (to himself) This is ludicrous.

SID (O.S.) (laughter)

Woody GASPS at the recognition of Sid's voice. He turns to see Sid heading straight for the crane game.

WOODY Oh, no! Sid!!!

Woody leaps off the partition and tackles Buzz, pushing the two of them deep into the pile of aliens.

WOODY Get down!!

Sid approaches the crane game and fishes quarters out of his pants pocket.

BUZZ (loud whisper) What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was --

WOODY (loud whisper) YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --

ALIEN #4 (loud whisper) Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The claw. It moves.

ANGLE: CLAW

It moves into position and hovers directly above the area where Woody and Buzz are hiding.

The crane drops and grabs hold of the alien toy that is right on top of Buzz.

ALIEN #3 (whispering excitedly) I have been chosen!!

Positioned with his back to Sid, the alien is lifted up by the claw.

ALIEN #3 (continued) Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.

SID Gotcha!

With the alien gone, Buzz's upper torso becomes exposed, forcing the space ranger to freeze. Sid suddenly spots Buzz.

SID A Buzz Lightyear! No way!

Woody, still hidden, frantically looks around for some way to escape. Behind him, through the aliens, he eyes...

A SMALL REPAIR DOOR

Woody swims through the alien squeeze toys toward the door. He grabs hold of the locking latch and, after a few attempts, is able to pry the door open.

The shadow of the crane lines up over Buzz, lowers, and grabs his head.

SID Yes!

The claw begins to lift Buzz up.

WOODY (GASP) Buzz, NO!

Woody grabs hold of Buzz's feet.

Woody and the claw begin to have a tug-of-war with Buzz.

Woody pulls down hard, forcing Buzz to sink into the pile of aliens, out of Sid's view.

SID (slamming his fist against the glass) Wha -- ? Hey!!

Still tugging against the crane, Woody is almost out the door with Buzz. Just then, the aliens at the bottom of the pile pull Buzz and Woody back inside.

ALIEN #4 He has been chosen.

WOODY Hey! What are you doing?

ALIEN #5 He must go.

WOODY Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you zealots!

ALIENS He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.

Woody and Buzz are pushed up to the surface and into the air, dangling lifelessly in front of Sid.

SID Alright! Double prizes!

Woody and Buzz are dropped into the prize door slot and snatched up by Sid.

SID (looking at his two new toys) Let's go home and...play. Ha-ha-ha.

ANGLE: CLOSEUP OF SKULL ON SID'S T-SHIRT

MATCH DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SID'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT

From out of the darkness appears Sid on his skateboard. He is HUMMING to rock music from his walkman while carrying his backpack in his hand.

Sid leaps off the skateboard and walks up the front path towards the front door.

Through the open zipper, Buzz peeks out of the backpack to see Sid's house. He recognizes Andy's house next door.

INT. BACKPACK - CONTINUOUS

Buzz, Woody and a squeeze toy alien are scrunched up in the backpack.

BUZZ Sheriff! I can see your dwelling from here! You're almost home.

ALIEN Nirvana is coming! The mystic portal awaits!

WOODY (to Alien) Will you be quiet?!! (to both) You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.

ANGLE: TOYS' POV FROM OUT BACKPACK

The front door opens to reveal Scud. The dog lunges straight for the backpack, BARKING.

SID Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy. Sit! Good boy!

The dog begrudgingly obeys.

SID Hey, I got somethin' for ya, boy.

Sid's hand reaches into the backpack.

WOODY (loud whisper) FREEZE!!!

The toys go still. Sid's hand grabs the alien out of the backpack. The alien is then placed sideways along Scud's snout.

SID Ready, set, NOW.

In one quick motion, Scud flips the alien up, catches it in his mouth, and rabidly shakes it back and forth.

Buzz and Woody react in horror.

SID Hannah! Hey, Hannah!!!

Woody and Buzz glance up to see HANNAH, Sid's frail little sister, carrying her Janie Doll.

HANNAH What?

SID Did I get my package in the mail?

HANNAH I dunno.

SID Whaddaya mean, you don't know?

HANNAH (insistent) I don't know!

SID (mock concern) Oh no, Hannah!

HANNAH What?

SID Look! Janie!

He grabs the doll.

HANNAH Hey!!

SID She's sick!

HANNAH (panic rising) No she's NOT --

SID I'll have to perform one of my...operations!

HANNAH NO-O-O... Don't touch her! NO!

Sid bolts upstairs with Hannah in pursuit.

WOODY Not Sid's room...not there...

INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - CONTINUOUS

Sid races to his bedroom door. Hannah is right behind.

HANNAH Sid! Give her back!

Sid just LAUGHS. He charges into the room and slams the door in his sister's face.

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

HANNAH (O.S.) (pounding on his door) Sid! Sid!...

Sid carelessly tosses the backpack on the bed and walks over to a makeshift workbench.

SID (as Doctor) Oh, no. We have a sick patient here, nurse. Prepare the O.R., STAT!

Sid CLICKS on a bare bulb dangling above his "operating table."

Woody and Buzz look on from the safety of the backpack as Sid places the Janie doll's head in a vise.

HANNAH (O.S.) Sid, give her back! Give her back now! I'm telling!

SID (as Doctor) Patient is... (straining while tightening vise) ...pre-e-epped.

Sid grabs a painter's mask from his toolchest and dons it like a surgeon's mask.

SID (as Doctor) No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

Sid grabs a toy pterodactyl from a nearby crate full of junk.

SID (as Doctor) Now for the tricky part -- pliers!

BUZZ (whispering to Woody) I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.

Sid struggles for a moment with his "patient" then stops.

SID (as Nurse) Doctor, you've done it! (running to the door) Hannah?

He opens the door. Hannah is standing there, looking worried.

SID (continued) Janie's all better now.

He hands her Janie -- her head has been replaced with a pterodactyl's. Hannah SCREAMS at the sight of the monstrosity and bolts down the hallway.

HANNAH MOM!! MOM!!

SID She's lying! Whatever she says it's not true!

Sid throws the doll to the ground and runs after Hannah, slamming the door behind him.

Woody and Buzz peer out of the backpack at their new surroundings. Heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools adorn the messy room.

They are in Hell...toy Hell.

WOODY We are gonna die. (bolting out of the pack) I'm outta here!

Woody leaps from the bed to the doorknob and struggles to open it. No good. Woody drops to the floor.

WOODY Locked! There's gotta be another way out of here.

SFX: ROLLING SOUND

Woody is startled by the noise.

A small yo-yo rolls out from behind a box and falls on its side.

Spooked, Woody grabs a pencil from the floor and brandishes it like a weapon.

Just then a shadow passes by Woody. He turns quickly but sees nothing.

WOODY Uh...Buzz? Was that you?

Woody hurriedly trades his pencil for a larger flashlight.

He hears a NOISE from under Sid's bed. Woody turns on the flashlight and shines the beam in the direction of the noise, illuminating...

A BABY DOLL HEAD'S PROFILE

WOODY Hey! Hi, there, little fellah! Come out here. Do you know a way out of here?

The baby doll moves out from under the bed, revealing a one- eyed doll head atop a spider-like body made of erector set pieces.

WOODY (GASP!!)

The creature extends its legs and rises up taller than Woody. Scared speechless, Woody keeps his flashlight beam locked on BABYFACE.

Various other MUTANT TOYS begin to emerge from the shadows: a toy fishing pole with fashion doll legs, a skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end, a jack- in-the-box with a rubber hand for a head, (and others).

Woody leaps onto the bed and hides behind Buzz.

WOODY B-B-B-Buzz!

Buzz and Woody look on as the mutants have a tug of war as they grab all the Janie and pterodactyl parts, dragging them off into the shadows.

BUZZ They're cannibals!

Woody retreats back into the backpack.

INT. BACKPACK - CONTINUOUS

Woody cowers in the corner as Buzz enters. He punches a button on his chest.

BUZZ May day! May day! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements!... (pause) Star Command, do you copy?

No response.

Buzz adjusts his laser light. It emits a short BLIP.

BUZZ (aiming his arm out the pack) I've set my laser from stun to kill.

WOODY Oh, great, great. Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.

EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

Rex points a flashlight out of Andy's bedroom window while Bo Peep, Slinky, Hamm and Potato Head look on.

Some bushes rustle below.

REX Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?!

Rex points the flashlight beam at the shaking bushes. The annoyed MEOW of a cat is heard.

REX Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.

SFX: APPROACHING CAR

Rex turns off the flashlight.

REX (whispering) Look! They're home!

The toys duck behind the sill.

The Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Andy and Mrs. Davis get out.

ANDY Mom, have you seen Woody?

MRS. DAVIS Where was the last place you left him?

ANDY (searching the van) Right here in the van.

MRS. DAVIS Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.

ANDY He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.

The toys all look at one another.

BO PEEP (GASP) Woody's gone?!

HAMM Well waddah-ya-know, the weasel ran away.

Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window. MR. POTATO HEAD Huh?! Huh?! I told you he was guilty.

REX Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?!

Bo Peep and Slinky are left alone at the window, visibly crestfallen.

BO PEEP Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW - DAY

SID (O.S.) (as Interrogator) Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk!

SFX: HAND SLAP

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

An inanimate Woody flies across the room, landing hard on the floor.

Sid crosses to the window.

SID (as Interrogator) I can see your will is strong.

Sid opens the window shade. Bright sunlight shines down onto Woody.

SID (continued) Well, we have ways of making you talk.

Sid pulls out a magnifying glass from his back pocket and focuses the beam on Woody's forehead.

SID (as Interrogator) Where are your rebel friends now? Heh, heh.

A bright white hot dot forms on Woody's forehead and begins to smolder.

SID'S MOM (O.S.) Sid!! Your pop-tarts are ready!

Sid pulls the magnifying glass away.

SID Alright!!

Sid runs out of the room. As soon as he's gone, Woody jumps up SCREAMING, his forehead burning.

He runs to a bowl of half-eaten cereal (with milk) on the floor, and dunks his head in.

Buzz runs over to Woody, pausing to remove two suction cup darts from his person before pulling Woody out of the bowl. Two colorful Froot-Loops stick to each of Woody's eyes like glasses.

BUZZ Are you alright? (whacking him on the back) I'm proud of you, Sheriff. A lesser man would have talked under such torture.

Woody looks at his reflection in the back of the cereal spoon and rubs the burn mark on his forehead.

WOODY I sure hope this isn't permanent.

BUZZ (checking his wrist communicator) Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport --

Woody's eyes light up.

ANGLE: SPOON

Sid's bedroom door can be seen in the reflection. It's open.

WOODY The door! It's open! We're free!!

Woody runs for the door. Buzz follows.

BUZZ Woody, we don't know what's out there!

WOODY I'll tell you what's -- AAAAH!

THE MUTANT TOYS

suddenly appear and block their path to the doorway. Woody hides behind Buzz.

WOODY They're gonna eat us, Buzz!! Do something! Quick!

BUZZ Shield your eyes!

Buzz fires his laser at them. The little red beam just flickers against Babyface's head. The mutant toys look confusedly at each other.

BUZZ It's not working. I recharged it before I left. It should be good for hours --

WOODY Oh, you idiot! You're a toy! Use your karate chop action!

Grabbing Buzz like a hostage, Woody fends off the mutant toys by pushing a large button on Buzz's back, making Buzz's arm involuntarily "chop" up and down.

WOODY (to mutants) Get away! Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!

BUZZ Hey!! Hey! How are you doing that? Stop that!

WOODY Back! Back, you savages! Back!

Woody circles around the mutant toys to the open doorway, continually chopping Buzz's arm.

BUZZ Woody, stop it!!

WOODY Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!

Woody drops Buzz and runs out the door.

INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

Woody races down the corridor...

WOODY (to himself) There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home...

...turns onto the top of the stairwell, down a few steps, and is confronted by...

SCUD

asleep on the landing.

Woody freezes inches away from the sleeping beast. He slowly backs up the stairs.

Suddenly Buzz appears and pulls Woody back against the hallway wall. He covers Woody's mouth with his hand.

WOODY (muffled gasp)

BUZZ (whisper) Another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.

WOODY (pulling Buzz's hand away) Don't tell me what to do!

BUZZ Shhh!

Buzz checks to make sure Scud is still asleep and then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. Once safely across, he motions for Woody to follow.

Woody cowardly crawls on all fours across the open area and meets up with Buzz.

As he stands...

WOODY'S PULLSTRING RING

gets caught on one of the curls of the wrought iron railing.

The toys begin to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pullstring is being pulled farther and farther until --

It SNAPS off the iron railing and flies back towards Woody.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAA!!

Both Buzz and Woody leap in surprise at the sound of Woody's voice box.

ANGLE: SCUD'S EYE

It opens.

Woody vainly attempts to stifle the recoiling pullstring.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued) Giddy-up partner!...

GROWLING, Scud starts up the stairs.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued) ...We got to get this wagon train a movin'!

Woody and Buzz take off running.

BUZZ Split up!

Two doors are ajar at the other end of the hallway. Buzz dives behind one while Woody jumps into...

A CLOSET

Woody slams the door shut just as Scud reaches the top of the landing. CRASHED can be heard from behind the closet door, getting Scud's attention.

Buzz peeks out from his doorway at Scud SNIFFING AND GROWLING at the closet.

Sensing movement behind him, Scud whips around and starts to enter Buzz's doorway.

SFX: SNORING

The noise stops the dog in his tracks. Both Scud and Buzz look up to see...

INT. SID'S DAD'S DEN - CONTINUOUS

MR. PHILLIPS is asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the T.V.

Scud backs out and heads down the stairs.

Buzz turns to exit the room when he hears...

SPACE COMMANDER (O.S.; ON TV) Calling Buzz Lightyear!! Come in Buzz Lightyear!! This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear! Do you read me?!

BUZZ Star Command!

Buzz opens up his wrist communicator and is just about to speak into it when he is interrupted.

KID #1 (O.S.) Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!

Buzz turns around to see...

A TELEVISION SET

Buzz's space ranger logo is on the screen over a field of stars. The image quickly changes to two young boys playing in their backyard with a Buzz Lightyear doll.

SPACE COMMANDER Buzz Lightyear, Planet Earth needs your help!

KID #1 (into toy wrist communicator) On the way!

MALE CHORUS (V.O.) BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!

Buzz reacts with confusion at what he is watching. He walks slowly towards the television set.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest TOY!

ANGLE: TV COMMERCIAL

The Buzz Lightyear doll is now out of the box and being displayed.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!

KID #1 Calling Buzz Lightyear.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Karate chop action!

KID #2 Wow!

With every feature demonstrated on the TV, Buzz compares the same feature on himself.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Pulsating laserlight!

KID #2 Total annihilation!

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Multi-phrase voice simulator!

TV BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE) It's a secret mission in uncharted space!

Buzz presses the same button on his uniform.

BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE) It's a secret mission in uncharted space!

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) And best of all... (big "monster truck" voice) HIGH-PRESSURE-SPACE-WINGS!!

TV BUZZ To Infinity and Beyond!

On the TV screen, the Buzz Lightyear action figure appears to be launched through the air. The words: NOT A FLYING TOY flash across the bottom of the screen.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) (non-excited lawyer voice) Not a flying toy.

Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief.

TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!

MALE CHORUS (V.O.) BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!

The image on the screen changes to a shot of hundreds of Buzzes in their boxes lining either side of a store aisle.

LOCAL ANNOUNCER (V.O.) Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.

Buzz is stricken. He looks down at his wrist communicator and opens it.

ANGLE: WRIST COMMUNICATOR

Molded on the underside of the cover are three words: "MADE IN TAIWAN."

SONG: "I WILL GO SAILING NO MORE" BEGINS

INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

Buzz walks dejectedly out of the den and down the hallway.

As he passes the top of the stairwell he pauses to look up through the railing at...

A SMALL WINDOW

It is open, revealing the blue sky beyond. A bird flies past.

The taunting voice of Woody echoes in his head.

WOODY (V.O.) You are a toy! You can't fly!

Buzz bows his head, defeated.

BEAT

Slowly Buzz raises his head, determination in his eyes. He slams the offending wrist communicator shut, as if to deny its message of "Made in Taiwan."

Buzz climbs up the railing to the banister. He pops open his wings, and aims himself towards the window above.

BUZZ To Infinity and Beyond!

Buzz leaps off the banister...

and falls.

In SLOW MOTION Buzz watches his square of blue sky pull farther away from him as he plummets to the floor below.

INT. SID'S HOUSE/ENTRYWAY - CONTINUOUS

Buzz CRASHES on the entryway floor.

Buzz opens his eyes to see...

HIS SEVERED LEFT ARM

The broken arm lies a few inches away from his now empty arm socket.

Buzz drops his head back in defeat.

SONG ENDS

HANNAH (O.S.) M-o-o-om? Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

Hannah walks into the entryway, and not seeing Buzz, steps on him.

MOM (O.S.) What, dear? What was that?

Hannah picks up Buzz (and his arm) and smiles.

HANNAH Nevermind.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - LATER

ANGLE: CLOSET

The knob jiggles for a moment. Suddenly, the door flies open revealing Woody, entangled in Christmas lights, standing atop a pile of boxes to be at doorknob height.

Woody and the rest of the junk topple over.

A bowling ball topples out, smashing Woody square on the head.

WOODY Oo-o-of! (to the hallway) Buzz?! The coast is clear. Buzz? Where are you? BUZZ (O.S.; SAMPLED VOICE) It's a secret mission in uncharted space! Let's go!!

Woody creeps down the hallway, dragging the Christmas lights with him.

HANNAH (O.S.) Really? That is so-o-o interesting.

Woody peeks into the open doorway of...

INT. HANNAH'S BEDROOM/UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

Hannah is pretending to have a tea party. Her guests are dolls, headless dolls, that is except for...

BUZZ

He is seated at the miniature table, dressed up in a frilly apron and fashionable party hat.

HANNAH (continued) Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbit?

WOODY (under his breath) Buzz!

Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it.

HANNAH It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.

Woody steps back into the hallway.

WOODY Oh, no!

HANNAH What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbit. It goes quite well with your head.

Woody thinks for a moment, then takes a few steps further down the hall. He CLEARS HIS THROAT.

WOODY (high voice) Hannah! Oh, Hannah!

Hannah stops pouring tea and looks up.

HANNAH (yelling out her room) Mom? (to the dolls) Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.

As soon as Hannah exits the room Buzz keels over face-down onto the table.

Hannah passes Woody, hidden in the Christmas lights, and walks downstairs.

HANNAH What is it, Mom? Mom, where are you?

Woody bolts into Hannah's room.

WOODY Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?

Buzz lifts his head up and wails in drunken despair.

BUZZ Gone! It's all go-o-one! All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-hoo! See ya!

Woody picks up Buzz's severed arm.

WOODY What happened to you?

BUZZ One minute you're defending the whole galaxy... (pointing at other dolls) ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters.

The headless dolls turn and wave.

Woody removes the teapot from the severed arm and sets it on the table.

WOODY I think you've had enough tea for today. (helping Buzz up) Let's get you out of here, Buzz.

BUZZ (grabbing Woody) Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!! (hysterical laughter)

WOODY Snap out of it, Buzz!

Woody presses Buzz's helmet open, slaps him across the face with his own detached arm, and then politely closes the helmet.

Buzz sobers up and calmly takes his severed arm from Woody. Buzz walks out of the room while Woody follows.

BUZZ (sober) I'm sorry. You're right.

INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS

BUZZ (continued) ...I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.

Buzz reaches the center of the hallway and drops to his knees.

BUZZ Oh, I'm a sham!!

WOODY (loud whisper) Sh-h-h-h-h!! Quiet, Buzz.

BUZZ Look at me! I can't even fly out of a window!

Woody stops short. He looks down the hallway in the direction of Sid's room.

ANGLE: SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW

Woody can see straight out Sid's window across the way to Andy's bedroom window.

BUZZ (continued) But -- the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good! The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...

WOODY Out the window...Buzz, you're a genius!

Woody grabs the coil of Christmas lights and drags Buzz towards Sid's room.

WOODY (continued) Come on, this way!

BUZZ Years of Academy training...wasted!!

EXT. ANDY'S HOUSE/ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW

Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are playing Battleship. Hamm's wearing Potato Head's hat.

MR. POTATO HEAD B-3.

HAMM Miss. G-6.

MR. POTATO HEAD Ohhh! You sunk it!

HAMM Heh-heh.

MR. POTATO HEAD Are you peeking?

HAMM Oh, quit your whining and pay up.

Potato Head reaches for his ear.

HAMM No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose. C'mon!

MR. POTATO HEAD (pulling out his nose; nasally) How 'bout three out of five?

He is about to hand his nose over to Hamm when...

WOODY (O.S.) Hey guys! Guys! Hey!

Both toys look across the way.

EXT. SID'S WINDOW/ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW - CONTINUOUS

Woody has just finished lifting Sid's window and waves to the toys.

MR. POTATO HEAD Son of a building block, it's Woody!

HAMM He's in the psycho's bedroom!

WOODY Hi!

HAMM (into Andy's bedroom) Everyone, it's Woody!

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Slinky, Bo Peep and Rex look to the window.

BO PEEP Woody?!

REX You're kidding?

SLINKY Woody?!

INT. SID'S ROOM

WOODY We're gonna get outta here, Buzz -- Buzz?

Buzz is not there. Woody looks down at the floor.

Buzz is sitting on the floor, playing "bombs away" with his broken arm.

EXT. ANDY'S BEDROOM WINDOW/SID'S WINDOW

The rest of Andy's toys gather around the window to see Woody.

REX Hey, look!

BO PEEP Woody!

WOODY Boy, am I glad to see you guys!

SLINKY I knew you'd come back, Woody!

BO PEEP What are you doing over there?

WOODY It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later. Here, catch this!

Woody tosses one end of the Christmas lights over. Slinky catches them.

SLINKY I got it, Woody!

REX (overly excited) He got it, Woody!

WOODY Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something!

MR. POTATO HEAD Wait! Wait! I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?!

Potato Head grabs the string of lights away from Slinky.

SLINKY Hey?!!

BO PEEP Potato Head!?

MR. POTATO HEAD Did you all take stupid pills this morning?! Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?

WOODY No, no, no! You got it all wrong, Potato Head. Buzz is fine! Buzz is right here. He's with me!

MR. POTATO HEAD You are a liar!

WOODY No, I'm not! (to Buzz) Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.

ANGLE: BUZZ

He doesn't respond, preoccupied with peeling off the sticker on his wrist communicator. He crumples it up and tosses it aside.

WOODY (to Andy's toys) Just a sec.

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Frantic, Woody walks over to the edge of the desk.

WOODY Buzz! Will you get up here and give me a hand?!

Buzz's severed arm comes flying into view and lands by Woody's feet.

WOODY (insincerely) Ha ha. That's very funny, Buzz. (exploding) This is serious!!

REX (O.S.) Hey, Woody!? Where'd ya go?

MR. POTATO HEAD (O.S.) He's lyin'. Buzz ain't there.

EXT. SID'S WINDOW/ANDY'S WINDOW

Woody reappears at the edge of Sid's window. He pretends to notice something out of the other toy's view.

WOODY (forced casualness) Oh, hi Buzz! Why don't you say "hello" to the guys over there?

BUZZ'S SEVERED ARM

suddenly appears with Woody holding the end just out of sight. Woody throws his voice, pretending to be Buzz.

WOODY (AS BUZZ) Hi ya, fellas. To infinity and beyond!

REX Hey look! It's Buzz!

WOODY (shaking the arm's hand) Yeah, hey Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!

HAMM Something's screwy here.

WOODY So, you see? We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? (as BUZZ) You bet. Gimme a hug.

Woody makes Buzz's arm grab his neck and pull him forward.

WOODY (continued; as himself) Ha, ha, oh, I love you, too.

SLINKY See? It is Buzz. Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

MR. POTATO HEAD Wait just a minute. What are you trying to pull?!

WOODY Nothing.

Woody innocently shrugs and throws both his hands up...

...exposing the severed arm.

The toys all SCREAM in horror. Rex clasps his hands to his mouth and turns away to BARF.

Realizing his mistake, Woody tries to hide the arm, but it's too late.

HAMM Oh, that is disgusting.

MR. POTATO HEAD Murderer!

WOODY No! No, no, no, no!

MR. POTATO HEAD You murdering dog!

WOODY No, it's not what you think, I swear!

MR. POTATO HEAD Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!

Potato Head drops the lights.

WOODY No! No! Don't leave! Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!

MR. POTATO HEAD (to the other toys) Come on. Let's get out of here.

HAMM Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.

All the toys leave the window except Slinky.

WOODY Come back! Slink! Slink, please! Please! Listen to me!

Unable to look Woody in the eye, Slinky closes the blinds.

WOODY (continued) No! No! Come back! SLI-I-I-INKYYY!!

SFX: THUNDER

As storm clouds roll over Sid's house, Woody slumps over the window sill in defeat.

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

BROKEN TOY SOUNDS emit from behind Woody. He turns from the window to see...

THE MUTANT TOYS

converging all around Buzz.

WOODY BUZZ!!

Still holding onto Buzz's arm, Woody jumps down from the desk and runs to Buzz's rescue.

WOODY Go away, you disgusting freaks!

Babyface turns from the fray and charges at Woody with his erector-set pinchers.

Woody cowers, shielding himself from Buzz's arm.

Babyface clamps onto the arm and has a tug-o-war with Woody.

WOODY Alright back! Back, you cannibals!

Woody loses his grip on the arm and sails across the room, crashing into the wall.

By now there is no sight of Buzz within the swarming mass of mutant toys.

Woody attacks the mob with a vengeance.

WOODY He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters!

He furiously throws the mutant toys aside, digging his way to...

BUZZ

He is sitting up, his broken arm now newly-attached.

Woody's anger turns to confusion.

WOODY Hey?! Hey, they fixed you!

Woody shakes Buzz's arm to confirm what he's seeing is real when he looks to the mutants.

WOODY (continued) But -- but they're cannibals. We saw them eat those other toys.

The mutant toys part to reveal the recent victims of Sid's last "operation": The Janie Doll and Pterodactyl. Their heads have been taped back on the correct bodies.

The mutants all innocently stare at Woody.

WOODY Uh...sorry. I...I thought that you were gonna... (laughs nervously) ...you know, eat my friend.

Immediately, the mutant toys retreat back into the dark corners of the room.

WOODY Hey! No, no, wait! Hey! What's wrong?

SID'S MOM (O.S.) Sid!

SID (O.S.) Not now, Mom, I'm BUSY!

WOODY Sid!!!

FOOTSTEPS approach the bedroom. Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just goes limp.

WOODY Buzz! C'mon, get up! Buzz, you're... (GRUNT) ...get up...

Woody begins dragging Buzz towards the bed, but their progress is too slow. He shakes Buzz hard.

WOODY Fine. Let Sid trash you. But don't blame me.

Woody leaves Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides underneath a nearby milkcrate just as...

Sid enters carrying a big box.

SID It came! It finally came!

Sid runs over to his workbench and rips open the box.

SID (reverently) The big one.

He pulls out a rocket with "THE BIG ONE" written on it.

SID (reading the rocket label) "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." COOL... (looks around) What am I gonna blow? Man...hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?

Sid spots the milkcrate and picks it up.

No Woody.

ANGLE: UNDERSIDE OF MILKCRATE

Out of Sid's view, Woody presses against the inside, hanging on for dear life.

SFX: BUZZ'S LASER

Sid looks down and notices he's stepping on Buzz, activating his laser.

SID Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.

He places Buzz and the milkcrate on the workbench and throws a toolbox on top of the crate.

The impact of the toolbox dislodges Woody from his hiding place. Woody quickly ducks under a magazine on the floor of the crate "jail."

Woody watches helplessly as Sid fishes out a roll of electrical tape from the toolbox and, with an IRREVERENT CHUCKLE, tapes Buzz to the rocket.

SFX: THUNDERCLAP

A flash of lightning interrupts the moment.

SID Oh, no...

Sid crosses to the window to see a huge rainstorm commence. Sullenly, he smacks his head against the window.

SID Aw, man...!

Woody heaves a SIGH of relief.

Suddenly Sid's face brightens. He turns his focus from the rain to the Buzzrocket.

SID (as Newscaster) Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast...

Sid smacks Buzz down on the desk, winds his alarm clock, and places it next to Buzz.

SID Sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM - THAT NIGHT

Andy is being tucked into bed by his mother. She hands him his cowboy hat.

MRS. DAVIS I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.

ANDY (groggy) But what if we leave them behind?

MRS. DAVIS Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

Andy's eyes shut. Mom turns out the light and quietly exits the room.

A moving box on the floor, with the words "Andy's Toys!" scrawled on it, begins to shake from side to side.

REX (O.S.) (muffled) Aaaah! I need air!

Rex pops out of the top of the box, COUGHING a packing styrofoam peanut out of his mouth. Potato Head appears beside him.

REX (relieved) Aa-a-a-a-ah! (COUGH)

MR. POTATO HEAD Will you quit moving around?!

REX I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.

MR. POTATO HEAD How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?

Potato Head drops back down into the box.

REX (following Potato Head) Everyone else was picked.

BO PEEP

peeks around the corner of one of the boxes and looks up at Andy fast asleep clutching his cowboy hat.

BO PEEP Oh, Woody, if only you could see how much Andy misses you.

EXT. SID'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT

THUNDER RUMBLES as rain pours down outside the spooky dwelling.

INT. SID'S ROOM

Sid is in bed fast asleep.

Woody struggles to move his milkcrate jail, but with the weight of the toolbox on top it won't budge.

Woody looks across the desktop at Buzz sitting dejectedly with the rocket strapped to his back.

WOODY Ps-s-s-s-t! Psst! Hey, Buzz!

No reaction from Buzz.

Woody picks up a stray washer from the desktop and flings it at Buzz, striking his helmet.

Buzz lifts his head and turns lifelessly to look at Woody.

WOODY Hey! Get over here and see if you can get this tool box off me.

Buzz just looks away from Woody and bows his head.

WOODY Oh, come on, Buzz. I...Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.

BUZZ I can't help. I can't help anyone.

WOODY Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.

BUZZ Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference.

WOODY Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.

BUZZ No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly. (looking at himself) You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid little insignificant toy.

WOODY Whoa, hey -- wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.

BUZZ Yeah, right.

WOODY No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a TOY! You are HIS toy.

BUZZ But why would Andy want me?

WOODY Why would Andy want you?! Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that -- that whoosh thing -- you are a COOL toy.

Woody pauses and looks at himself.

WOODY (continued; depressed) As a matter of fact you're too cool. I mean -- I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do is...

Woody pulls his own pull-string.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) There's a snake in my boots!

Woody bows his head.

WOODY Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? (pause) I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.

Woody slumps dejectedly against the crate, his back to Buzz.

Buzz lifts up his foot.

ANGLE: THE SOLE OF BUZZ'S FOOT

The signature "ANDY" reads through the dirt and scuff marks.

Buzz gazes back at Woody. A look of determination spreads across his face.

WOODY Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get out of here while you can.

Silence.

Woody turns around.

Buzz is gone.

Suddenly, the entire milkcrate begins to shake. Woody looks up to see...

BUZZ

He is on top of the milkcrate, trying to push the tool box off.

WOODY Buzz!! What are you doing? I thought you were --

BUZZ Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.

WOODY Yes Sir!

Both Buzz and Woody push the milkcrate and together, they finally get it to move but it's slow progress.

WOODY (strained) Come on, Buzz! We can do it!

SFX: TRUCK

The two toys stop to look out the window by the workbench.

ANGLE: OUT SID'S BEDROOM WINDOW

With the rain stopped and the sun beginning to rise...

A MOVING TRUCK

can be seen pulling up in front of Andy's house.

BUZZ Woody! It's the moving van.

WOODY We've got to get out of here...NOW.

Buzz braces himself between the tool chest and the wall.

Using his legs, Buzz pushes with all his might. The toolbox begins to move.

Woody notices that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out over the lip of the desk.

WOODY C'mon, Buzz.

Finally the gap is wide enough for Woody to jump through. Woody drops down to the floor below.

WOODY (loud whisper) Alright. Buzz! Hey! I'm out!

Buzz doesn't hear Woody and continues to shove the toolbox (and milkcrate) farther out.

BUZZ ...almost (GRUNT) ...there (GRUNT) ...

Woody looks up just in time to see the entire toolbox and milkcrate topple towards him.

WOODY (nervous laugh)

The toolbox CRASHES right on top of Woody.

Buzz falls onto the desktop and glances over to Sid, who stirs...

SID (in his sleep) I wanna ride the pony...

Sid does not wake. Buzz heaves a SIGH OF RELIEF, then peers over the edge of the workbench.

BUZZ Woody! Woody?! Are you alright?!

Woody lifts himself out from under the rubble.

WOODY (punch-drunk) No, I'm fine...I'm okay...

SFX: ALARM CLOCK

It goes off by Sid's bed. Woody drops back under the toolbox and Buzz goes limp.

Sid groggily sits up for a beat, then his eyes light up.

SID Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off!

Sid jumps out of bed, grabs Buzz and bolts out of the room.

SID (O.S.) TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!

Woody leaps to his feet, runs across the room, and catches the door just before it closes. As he swings the door back open Woody is confronted by...

SCUD

The dog barrels down the hallway straight for Woody.

WOODY Aaah! Back! Back! Down! Down!

Woody slams the door shut just in time. Scud BARKS AND SCRATCHES at the door.

WOODY (out of breath; to himself) Okay, what do I do? Come on Woody, think!

Woody looks across the room.

THE MUTANT TOYS

have appeared all around the room.

WOODY Guys!

The mutant toys all scatter and hide.

WOODY No, no, no! Wait! Wait! Listen! Please! There's a good toy down there and he's -- he's going to be blown to bits in a few minutes all because of me. I've gotta save him! (pause) -- But I need your help.

No response.

Woody then notices Babyface timidly peeking out of the shadows from under the bed.

WOODY Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got.

Babyface crawls out and bangs in code on the side of Sid's metal bedpost.

The mutant toys emerge from the shadows, and gather around Woody. He kneels down into a huddle with them.

WOODY (to Babyface) Thank you. (to the others) Okay. I think I know what to do. We're going to have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.

INT. ANDY'S BEDROOM

THE MOVERS cart out the last load. A forlorn Andy clutches onto Buzz's "spaceship" box in one hand and his cowboy hat in the other.

Andy scans the empty room and heaves a sad SIGH.

EXT. BACKYARD SHED

Sid comes out of the she carrying a bunch of materials under his arm.

SID (as Astronaut) Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control.

He drops the junk down beside an inanimate Buzz.

SID (continued) Launch pad is being constructed! Heh-heh.

SID'S UPSTAIRS HALLWAY

Scud is planted right outside Sid's bedroom door, poised to attack anything that exits.

INT. SID'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Woody has created a little diagram of the house and yard out of dominoes and Scrabble tiles. He points to it with a pencil as he addresses the mutants.

WOODY All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here -- Ducky here. Legs?

LEGS, the toy fishing rod with fashion doll legs, steps forward from the crowd.

WOODY (continued; to Legs) You're with Ducky. (to the others) RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?

The mutants all give an affirmative nod.

WOODY Okay, let's move!

The toys all break.

Legs and DUCKY, a duck head Pez dispenser with baby doll torso and plunger base, rush over to a heating grate and pull the face plate off the wall. They disappear into the heating duct.

INT. HEATING DUCT - CONTINUOUS

Ducky and Legs come to an intersection. Ducky QUACKS and they head down the right tunnel.

INT. SID'S ROOM

HAND-IN-THE-BOX, the rubber hand in the Jack-in-the-box, stacks on top of several mutant toys to reach the doorknob of the bedroom door.

Woody hops onto ROLLERBOB, a skateboard with a soldier's upper torso tied to its front.

WOODY Wind the frog!

WALKING CAR, a Hot Wheels car with baby arms, begins winding up THE FROG, a tin wind-up frog with monster truck wheels instead of legs.

INT. SID'S HOUSE/PORCH ATTIC

A bottom of wall insulation is pushed aside to reveal Ducky and Legs. They make their way towards a junction box sitting in the center of the floor.

Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box.

EXT. SID'S HOUSE/FRONT PORCH - CONTINUOUS

THE BROKEN PORCH LIGHT

suddenly lifts upward and disappears into the roof.

Ducky extends his Pez neck out of the hole to check that the coast is clear.

INT. SID'S ROOM

All the toys have manned their positions and wait silently, their eyes fixed on Woody.

WOODY Wait for the signal.

INT. PORCH ATTIC

Ducky takes the end of the line off Legs' fishing reel, hooks it onto himself, and is then lowered down through the open hole.

EXT. FRONT PORCH - CONTINUOUS

Hanging halfway down the front door, Ducky begins to swing. Eventually he swings far enough to reach his destination: the doorbell.

Ducky presses it.

SFX: DOORBELL

INT. SID'S ROOM

Woody throws his arm down.

WOODY Go!!

Hand-in-the-box throws open the door and The Frog is let loose.

The Frog zips through Scud's legs and down the hallway. Scud chases after it and follows it down the stairs.

SFX: DOORBELL

HANNAH (O.S.) I'll get it!

Woody helps the rest of the mutant toys onto the skateboard.

WOODY Alright, let's go.

Using his front arms, Rollerbob propels the skateboard and crew out into the hallway.

INT. SID'S HOUSE/ENTRYWAY

SFX: DOORBELL

Hannah walks to the front door...

HANNAH I'm coming! I'm coming!

...and opens it.

EXT./INT. FRONT DOORWAY - CONTINUOUS

Nobody's there.

Hannah doesn't notice Ducky stuck to the porch floor by his plunger.

THE FROG

zooms down the stairs with Scud BARKING right behind. The Frog leaps off the last step, speeds through Hannah's legs and out the open front door.

Hannah looks back inside at Scud. In that moment, Ducky catches the Frog and is quickly reeled upwards back into the roof.

Scud bursts through Hannah's legs, knocking her over, and runs out onto the empty porch.

HANNAH (annoyed) SCUD!!!

Scud suddenly realizes he's been duped, but before he can get back inside, Hannah slams the front door shut.

HANNAH Stupid dog.

Scud smashes into the closed door and begins BARKING furiously.

As Hannah storms off into another room she doesn't notice Woody and the mutants zipping off the stairs and round the corner, heading straight into the kitchen.

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

By now RollerBob has really picked up speed. He shoots underneath the kitchen table, through the maze of chair legs, straight towards...

THE PET DOOR

WOODY Lean back!

The mutants all push back causing the RollerBob to do a wheelie. They smash through the doggie door...

EXT. SID'S BACKYARD - CONTINUOUS

...and catapult into the bushes.

The toys peek out from the bush to see Buzz strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in the toolshed.

SID (O.S.; AS ASTRONAUT) Uh, Mission Control...is the launchpad construction complete? -- (simulated static) Uh, Roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire. We are currently obtaining the...ignition sticks. Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by -- (simulated static)

Ducky, Legs, and the Frog shoot out into the yard from a drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody.

WOODY (to toys in the bush) Let's go!

The mutants disperse to their designated places in the yard.

SID (O.S.) Hey, Mom?! Where are the matches? Oh, oh, wait, here they are. Nevermind...

Woody runs towards Buzz, who spots Woody approaching.

BUZZ (loud whisper) Woody?! Great! Help me out of this thing!

Woody stops a few feet away from Buzz.

WOODY Shhhhhhh!

BUZZ What?!

WOODY (loud whisper) It's ok. Everything's under control.

Woody deliberately falls down limp on the grass.

BUZZ Woody?! What are you doing?!

Sid emerges from the tool shed. Buzz freezes.

SID (AS ASTRONAUT) Houston, all systems are go. Requesting permission to launch -- (spotting Woody) Hey! How'd you get out here?

Sid picks up Woody, examines him for a beat and then smiles.

SID Oh, well, you and I can have a cookout later. Ha-ha-ha...

He sticks a match prominently in Woody's holster and tosses him onto the grill of an open barbecue.

SID (AS ASTRONAUT) Houston, do we have permission to launch? -- (simulated static) Uh, Roger, permission granted. You are confirmed at T minus 10 seconds...

During Sid's countdown, all the mutants scurry into their final positions.

Sid lights a match.

SID (continued) ...and counting. Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!... One!...

Sid grins menacingly as the match moves towards the fuse.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) Reach for the sky!!

SID Huh?

Sid pulls back from lighting the fuse. He turns to look at Woody still lying lifelessly atop the barbecue except for the sound emitting from his voice box.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

SID What?!

Sid walks over to Woody and picks him up.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) Somebody's poisoned the water hole...

SID It's busted.

He raises Woody up, about to throw him away --

WOODY (VOICE BOX) Who are you callin' busted, Buster?!

Sid stops short and looks at Woody again.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued) That's right. I'm talking to YOU, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid, or smashed, or ripped apart...

While Woody's voice box talks, Sid checks the pullstring.

It isn't moving. Sid GULPS.

SID W-w-w-we?

WOODY (VOICE BOX) That's right. (beat) Your toys.

The remains of broken toys in the yard, led by the bedroom mutants, begin rising from the ground in "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD" fashion. The toys march forward, forming a circle around Sid. Sid is too frightened to scream or move.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) From now on, you must take good care of your toys. Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see...

Woody's inanimate head rotates 360 degrees.

WOODY (VOICE BOX) (continued) ...everything.

For a split second Woody's face comes to life.

WOODY (regular voice) So play nice.

Sid drops Woody and bolts inside the house.

SID AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Woody and all the toys CHEER VICTORIOUSLY.

INT. SID'S ENTRYWAY

Hannah has just come downstairs carrying a new doll when Sid rushes up to her.

SID The toys! The toys are alive!

Sid eyes Hannah's doll and pats it gently on the head.

SID (continued) N-N-Nice dolly...

Hannah, sensing Sid's fear, suddenly thrusts the doll in Sid's face. He SCREAMS and runs upstairs. Hannah chases after him, taunting.

HAMM What's wrong, Sid?! Don't you want to play with Sally?!

EXT. SID'S BACKYARD

The toys are all congratulating one another. WOODY Nice work, fellahs. Good job. Comin' out of the ground -- what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.

BUZZ Woody!

Woody turns around and looks at Buzz, who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody.

BUZZ Thanks.

They shake.

SFX: VAN HORN HONKING

MRS. DAVIS (O.S.) Everybody say, "Bye, house."

ANDY (O.S.) (depressed) Bye, house.

Buzz and Woody look in the direction of Andy's house.

ANGLE: ANDY'S DRIVEWAY - THE FAMILY VAN

Through the fence, Andy and his family can be seen getting into the van.

BUZZ Woody! The van!

Woody quickly hoists Buzz off the pole he was tied to.

WOODY (to mutant toys) We gotta run! Thanks, guys.

With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint towards the fence.

SFX: VAN ENGINE STARTING

WOODY Quick!

Woody easily slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket causes him to become stuck.

EXT. ANDY'S DRIVEWAY - CONTINUOUS

Woody has climbed up on to the rear bumper of the van before realizing that Buzz is missing. He looks back to discover Buzz stuck in the fence.

BUZZ Just go! I'll catch up!

Woody jumps down and runs back for Buzz.

The van begins pulling out of the driveway.

Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence.

The two toys run out into the street just in time to see the van driving off down the street.

SFX: TRUCK ENGINE

Woody and Buzz turn around.

THE MOVING VAN

drives right over them. Woody and Buzz SCREAM, ducking just in time.

After the truck passes, Buzz runs after it with Woody a few steps behind.

BUZZ Come on!

ANGLE: SID'S FRONT PORCH

Scud is lying on the porch when he suddenly perks up at the sight of the two tiny toys running down the street after the moving truck.

Scud bears his teeth and GROWLS.

EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET

Buzz runs up close to the truck with Woody still back a few paces.

A STRAP

dangles off the back of the truck. Buzz makes a leap for it and grabs hold. He climbs up the strap and onto the bumper.

Woody then lunges for the strap but it stays just out of reach.

BUZZ You can do it, Woody.

Woody gives a mighty leap and catches hold of the strap.

WOODY Whew, I made it!

Woody begins climbing up when suddenly Buzz goes pale. Woody looks behind him to see...

SCUD

The dog leaps forward and bites down on one of Woody's legs.

WOODY (kicking Scud with other foot) Aaaaaahh!! Get away, you stupid dog! Down! Down!

Scud tugs on Woody, pulling him down to the end of the strap.

BUZZ Hold on, Woody!

WOODY I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!

BUZZ NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!!

Buzz leaps off of the truck and onto Scuds snout. He grabs Scud's eyelids and snaps them hard. Scud YELPS, letting go of Woody. The dog bucks wildly with Buzz hanging onto his face.

WOODY Buzz!

The moving truck continues down the street leaving Buzz and Scud behind.

Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and tries to lift up the heavy door.

Suddenly, the family van and moving truck come to a stop at a traffic light.

Woody slams into the door, causing it to fly upward taking Woody with it.

Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he spots what he's looking for.

A PILE OF MOVING BOXES

with the words "ANDY'S TOYS" written on them in crayon.

EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET

Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz goes tumbling under a parked car. Scud runs over to the car, but is too big to get under it.

INT. BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

Woody rips into one of Andy's boxes.

ANGLE: INSIDE OF BOX

All the toys wince and MOAN as they cover their eyes from the sudden brightness.

TOYS What?!

REX Are we there already?

SLINKY Woody?! How'd you --

Woody's response is to slide the box aside and begin rummaging through the next box.

Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys GRUMBLE IN CONFUSION as they poke their heads up out of the first box.

WOODY Ah-hah! There you are!!

Woody pulls the RC Car and its remote out of the second box.

MR. POTATO HEAD Hey! What's he doing?

Woody runs to the back of the truck and throws the RC Car out onto the street. The other toys SCREAM in horror.

REX He's at it again!

INTERCUT - EXT. STREET/INT. REAR OF MOVING TRUCK

Woody turns on the remote and steers the RC car past Scud and under the parked car where Buzz is hiding.

RC's motor WHIRRS happily at the sight of Buzz.

The traffic light turns green allowing the van and truck to cross the intersection.

MR. POTATO HEAD (pointing at Woody) Get him!!!

All the toys pour out of their boxes and CHARGE on Woody.

WOODY Ah-h!! Ah-h! No, no!

Woody continues to steer the remote while trying to avoid the angry mob of toys.

Buzz jumps on to the RC car and they zoom back towards the moving truck.

Scud is right on their heels and is about to chomp down on Buzz --

Rocky picks up Woody and spins him over his head.

WOODY No, no, no! Wait! (as Rocky spins him) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!

-- The RC car suddenly swerves from Scud's jaws and starts doing doughnuts (matching Woody's) in the middle of the street.

BUZZ (spinning) Whoa-Whoa-Whoa...!

Rocky throws Woody to the floor.

-- RC resumes his course straight down the street with Scud giving close chase.

Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody.

HAMM Pig pile!!

-- The RC car hops up in the air, tossing Buzz up and off. Buzz manages to land back on RC, but facing backwards.

ANGLE: TRAFFIC LIGHT

It changes red again and the wall of cross traffic resumes.

Buzz and the RC car drive straight into it.

Scud blindly follows them into the traffic and skids to a halt just missing a car. The car swerves and CRASHES into another car. Soon there is a multi-car pile up that encircles Scud, entrapping the dog.

Buzz and the RC car emerge from the intersection safely on the other side.

INT. BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

The mob of toys lift up Woody (still holding the remote) and head for the open back.

WOODY No wait! You don't understand! Buzz is out there! We've gotta help him!!

MR. POTATO HEAD Toss 'im overboard!

WOODY No, no, no, wait!

The toys toss him out into the road. As the truck drives off, the toys CHEER.

MR. POTATO HEAD So long Woody!

EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS

SFX: CAR HORN

Woody turns around and ducks just in time as a car passes over him.

Shaken, Woody tries to get up again when...

BUZZ & RC

come barreling towards him.

BUZZ Who-o-o-oa! Woody!

The RC Car sweeps up Woody and keeps driving.

Woody finds himself sitting in front of Buzz (still holding the remote).

WOODY Well, thanks for the ride.

BUZZ (pointing ahead) Look out!!

The toys are about to slam into the rear tire of the car that had passed over Woody earlier.

Woody SCREAMS and gives the steering wheel on the remote a hard left, missing the tire by inches. The RC Car moves up under the car.

WOODY Now let's catch up to that truck!

ANGLE: RC REMOTE

Woody flicks a switch from "ON" to "TURBO."

The RC Car speeds up towards the moving truck.

INT. BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

The toys are busy CONGRATULATING one another when Lenny, the wind-up binoculars, glances out the back and spots Buzz and Woody.

LENNY Guys! Guys! Woody's riding RC! And Buzz is with him!

TOYS What?!!!

The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo picks up Lenny and looks through him.

ANGLE: BINOCULAR VIEW OF BUZZ & WOODY

BO PEEP It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

SLINKY What have we done?!

REX Great. Now I have guilt. EXT. STREET/BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

The RC Car begins to gain on the truck.

WOODY We're almost there.

BO PEEP Rocky! The ramp!

Rocky, the wrestler doll, rushes over to a lever on the side of the back. The sign above it reads "RAMP: UP/DOWN." Rocky pushes down hard on the lever. The ramp begins to lower.

Woody & Buzz look up to see the ramp about to come down right on top of them.

BUZZ Look out!!

The RC Car pulls back just before the heavy ramp slams into the road. Sparks fly everywhere from the metal scraping the pavement.

SLINKY (to other toys) Quick! Hold on to my tail!

Potato Head and Rex grabs on to Slinky's tail allowing Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp.

Slinky leans forward with his paw outstretched to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's hand.

ANGLE: WOODY & SLINKY'S HANDS

They grab hold of one another.

MR. POTATO HEAD That a boy, Slink!!

All of a sudden, the RC Car begins to slow down pulling Slinky's front end off the ramp.

SLINKY Woody!!

His slinky middle begins to stretch and stretch...

SLINKY Woody! Speed up!

WOODY (to Buzz) Speed up!

BUZZ The batteries! They're running out!

RC's headlight eyes sag. The car slows even more.

As Slinky continues stretching. The RC Car begins to weave side-to-side like a water skier.

SLINKY Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

INT. FAMILY VAN

With Mom and Andy preoccupied, baby Molly looks in her sideview mirror.

ANGLE: PASSENGER SIDE MIRROR

The RC Car (w/ Woody and Buzz) weaves into view and then back out.

Molly SQUEALS with delight.

EXT. STREET/BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

With Slinky's mid-section stretched to the limit, he begins to lose his grip on Woody.

SLINKY I can't hold on much longer!

WOODY Slink! Hang on!

Slinky's hand slips, sending his front shooting back into the moving truck and knocking over all the toys.

The RC Car sputters to a stop.

Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear.

Buzz tosses the remote to the ground in frustration.

WOODY (sarcastic) Great!

BEAT

BUZZ Woody! The rocket!

WOODY The match!

Woody pulls out the match from his holster that Sid had put there earlier.

WOODY (continued) Yes! Thank you, Sid!

Woody runs around behind Buzz, strikes the match against RC's back tire, and is about to light the fuse when...

A CAR

whizzes right over them, blowing out the match.

Woody clenches the burnt match in his hands and falls prostrate to the ground.

WOODY No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o!

Unable to watch a cowboy cry, Buzz bows his head, causing his helmet to block the sun from Woody.

As Buzz's shadow passes over him, Woody stops whimpering and looks at his hand.

A WHITE HOT DOT

like the one generated from Sid's magnifying glass, appears on the back of Woody's hand.

Woody leaps up, grabs Buzz's helmet and aligns it so the white dot hits the tip of the fuse.

BUZZ Woody?! What are you doing?

WOODY Hold still, Buzz!

The fuse lights.

WOODY Ha-ha!!

BUZZ You did it! Next stop. Andy.

Woody jumps back onto the car then suddenly stops smiling.

WOODY Wait a minute...I just lit a rocket. Rockets explo --

SFX: ROCKET EXPLOSION

The RC Car rockets forward. Speeding along the dividing line in the road, it easily passes car after car until the moving truck can be seen on the horizon.

EXT. BACK OF MOVING TRUCK

The toys are gathered around Slinky, his spring splayed out on the floor.

SLINKY I shoulda held on longer.

Lenny looks out the back again.

LENNY Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz! Comin' up fast!

The toys run to the opening and CHEER.

ANGLE: BUZZ AND WOODY

The rocket is so strong that it begins to lift Buzz and Woody off the RC Car. Woody manages to continue holding onto RC -- but not for long.

The toys CHEERING turns to SCREAMING as they rush to get out of the way of the oncoming "RC rocket."

REX Take cover!!

Woody is forced to let go of the RC Car.

They separate, sending the two toys upward and RC into the back of the truck.

RC smashes into Potato Head, sending all of his parts flying.

EXT. SKY - BUZZ AND WOODY

The rocket hurtles upward higher and higher.

WOODY Ahhh!! This is the part where we blow up!

BUZZ Not today!

Buzz confidently presses the button on his chest.

WINGS

jut out of Buzz, severing the tape that holds him to rocket. The toys separate from the rocket just before it BLOWS UP.

The toys plummet.

WOODY (covering his eyes) Ah-h-h-h-h!!

Just then Buzz banks under some power lines and soars upward again. Woody takes a peek.

They're flying.

WOODY Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!

BUZZ This isn't flying. This is falling -- with style!

WOODY Ha ha!! To Infinity and Beyond!!

They soar gracefully towards the moving truck, but then pass over it.

WOODY Uh, Buzz?! We missed the truck!

BUZZ We're not aiming for the truck!

ANGLE: FAMILY VAN

Buzz and Woody fly right over the van's sun roof and then drop into the car.

INT. FAMILY VAN - CONTINUOUS

Before anyone can notice, Woody and Buzz land in an open box in the back seat right next to Andy.

Andy turns to discover the limp Buzz and Woody lying in the box.

ANDY Hey! Wow!

MRS. DAVIS What? What is it?

ANDY (picking up the toys) Woody! Buzz!

MRS. DAVIS Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?

ANDY Here! In the car!

MRS. DAVIS See? Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them.

Andy hugs both toys.

CLOSE UP - WOODY AND BUZZ

They give each other a knowing wink.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. ANDY'S NEW HOUSE - CHRISTMAS MORNING - LIVING ROOM BAY WINDOW

Through the gently falling snow, the Davis family can be seen around the Christmas tree unwrapping presents.

ANDY Which one can I open first?

MRS. DAVIS Let's let Molly open one.

INT. ANDY'S NEW HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - CHRISTMAS TREE

One of the Christmas bulbs moves aside to reveal...

THE SARGENT

The plastic green soldier spies on the Davis family with his binoculars. He turns and motions back into the tree.

INT. CHRISTMAS TREE

A baby monitor sits wedged between some branches supported by several green army men. One of the soldiers turns it on.

INT. ANDY'S NEW BEDROOM

The receiving end of the monitor is atop Andy's night stand. It CRACKLES WITH STATIC.

SARGENT (O.S.) (over the monitor) Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.

Buzz sits on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand alongside the monitor. They listen intently.

HAMM (to the room) Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime.

Woody and the rest of the toys are MINGLING together like a typical office Christmas party.

REX Oh! It's time!

The toys all stop and run towards the monitor.

Woody is about to follow when a crook pulls him backwards to reveal...

BO PEEP

WOODY Whoooooah! Oh! Bo! (rubbing his neck) There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.

BO PEEP Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

She smiles and points her crook upwards to her sheep perched on a shelf dangling mistletoe.

WOODY Say, isn't that mistletoe?

BO PEEP Mm-hmmmmm.

Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and KISSES him.

The rest of the toys have congregated below the monitor restless with "excitement" not fear.

REX (to Slinky) Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater. That way, I could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha ha ha!

Slinky LAUGHS with Rex.

BUZZ Quiet everyone, quiet!

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Molly's first present i-i-is...Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head.

HAMM Way to go, Idaho!

All the toys CONGRATULATE Potato Head.

MR. POTATO HEAD Gee, I better shave.

Potato Head whips off his moustache piece.

Woody climbs up onto the bed and joins Buzz. Lipstick now covers Woody's face.

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present -- (STATIC)

Buzz bangs on the side of the monitor. Nothing.

WOODY Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. You are not worried, are you?

SARGENT (O.S.) (over monitor) I can't quite make out -- (STATIC)

BUZZ (defensively) Me? No, no, no, no... (beat) Are you?

WOODY (laughing) Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?!

We TRUCK OUT through the window to the EXT. as we HEAR...

ANDY (O.S.) Oh, what is it? What is it?

SFX: BARKING

ANDY (O.S.) Wow! A puppy!

We ZOOM BACK through the window to a CLOSE UP of Buzz and Woody.

They look at one another with a half-smile, half-grimace and LAUGH WEAKLY.

FADE OUT.

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