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Eminem: Slim Shady

Eminem: Slim Shady .

 

(Talking)
May I have your attention please,
May I have your attention please,
Will the real slim shady please stand up,
I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
.....We're gonna have a problem here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced
Throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"Awww..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did,
Did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
He's locked in my basement
Feminist women love eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
"I'm sick of him, look it him
Walkin around, grabbin his you know what
Flippin' to you know who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel, dont they?
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like antelopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes........

(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up

/ Eminem: Slim Shady
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