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Ãëàâíàÿ>Áåñïëàòíûå óðîêè>Ñåðèàë Extra English>29 ñåðèÿ Ñåðèàë Extra English 29 ñåðèÿ (Camping) ñ àíãëèéñêèìè ñóáòèòðàìè è òåêñòîì ñìîòðåòü áåñïëàòíî
Çäåñü âû ìîæåòå ïîñìîòðåòü: ñåðèàë Extra English 29 ñåðèÿ (Camping) ñ àíãëèéñêèìè ñóáòèòðàìè è òåêñòîì.
ÒåêñòNICK[Makes assorted noises] BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET NICK BRIDGET ANNIE BRIDGET Sound of TV being switched on
HECTOR [Introducing Camping Show on TV] Hello. [Crashing noise]. Here in the National Camping Exhibition … ANNIE Oh, there’s Hector. HECTOR … It is all tents, tents, tents. EUNICE MOUNTAIN … In every shape, size and colour. ANNIE And Eunice. HECTOR … And we will be showing you the best … EUNICE MOUNTAIN … And the worst of camping. HECTOR So, stick around … back to studio. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Shall we go and try out some sleeping bags now Hector? HECTOR Oh, ha-hmm. HECTOR & EUNICE MOUNTAIN Ah – ha-hmm. ANNIE [Impersonating Eunice] BRIDGET Calm down Annie, it’s only a television report. ANNIE I know but, well he’s been working with Eunice a lot recently. BRIDGET … And? ANNIE And well I’m just worried that he, well, that she, well, oh you know! BRIDGET Annie, don’t be silly, you’ve got nothing to worry about. NICK Yep, and she’s a good looking woman. ANNIE Ooh!! Sound of film music on TV
NICK Brrr! Pow-pow-pow! Incoming, Broad Sword calling Danny Boy, Broad Sword calling Danny Boy … BRIDGET Not any more. Go on, it’s late, back to your own tent. NICK What’s so funny? BRIDGET You, a scout! [Giggling noises] NICK Yes, so! BRIDGET I can just imagine – trying to light fires. BRIDGET Helping old ladies across the road. Sound of traffic
BRIDGET Tying knots. ANNIE [Giggling noises] Sound of shoes being dropped
ANNIE What was that? BRIDGET I didn’t hear anything. Sound of door being opened
ANNIE Hello Hector! HECTOR Oh, good evening, Annie. ANNIE Don’t you mean ‘good morning’? Where have you been?! HECTOR Oh, you know, for a couple of beers. ANNIE Who with? HECTOR With the lads. ANNIE Oh, so erm, when did the lads start wearing LADIES’ PERFUME?!! HECTOR Oh, I forgot, Eunice was there too. ANNIE Oh, so erm, what did you talk about? HECTOR Tents. ANNIE Tents? You talked about tents all night?! Sound of door slamming
HECTOR Annie! An… BRIDGET [Composing email] Guess what? Nick is training to be in the Special Air Service. NICK I am going to join the SAS. BRIDGET [Composing email] He thinks it’s the same as being a Scout! NICK I was in the Scouts! ANNIE [Composing email] Hector has been working a lot with Eunice recently. EUNICE MOUNTAIN Shall we go and try out some sleeping bags now, Hector?! HECTOR Oh! ANNIE [Composing email] And he came home at 1.15 in the morning. ANNIE Where have you been? ANNIE [Composing email] ‘A few beers with the lads,’ he said. Huh! I could smell Eunice’s perfume on him! ANNIE When did the lads start wearing LADIES’ PERFUME?!! Rustling noise
HECTOR Oh yes! I’ve got it! NICK Oh, it was my turn for the toy! HECTOR No, you’ve got The Incredible Hulk. NICK Uh? HECTOR What do you think of Eunice? NICK Ha! Well, she isn’t an English Rose. HECTOR No, I don’t think she is a flower. NICK No, it’s a saying. An English Rose. A sweet, pretty girl, like Annie. HECTOR Oh no! Eunice is not a sweet, pretty girl! NICK No. Eunice is more, erm … HECTOR What is that plant that grows all over walls in England? NICK Honeysuckle. Wallflower. Erm, ivy? HECTOR Yeah, ivy. NICK What do you mean? HECTOR Well she … NICK … Likes dancing? HECTOR No, no, she … NICK She’s all over you? HECTOR Yeah. NICK Hah. Do you like it? HECTOR Mmm. NICK [Makes whistling noise] Sound of door slamming
BRIDGET What’s so funny? Come on, share the joke! ANNIE It’s Hector. BRIDGET Hector came home late last night, is that it? ANNIE He was out with Eunice! BRIDGET Oh, don’t worry about Eunice, she likes flirting, that’s all. Hey, this’ll cheer you up. Look what I found. ANNIE Oh, it’s pictures of us when we were Brownies. Aah. BRIDGET It still fits! ANNIE Ooh, look at all your badges! BRIDGET What was the Brownie law? ANNIE … And does a good turn every day. Sound of door slamming BRIDGET Remember the Brownie law, Annie. ANNIE OK. OK. Hello Hector, how are you? [Sound of kissing] HECTOR Fine. ANNIE Did you have a good night’s sleep? What was left of it! NICK Dib-dib, dob-dob. Ha-ha. What’s all this then? BRIDGET It is the Brownie salute. NICK Ha! That’s not a salute! This is a salute. What do you think, Hector? HECTOR Well both salutes are nice. BRIDGET & ANNIE Brownies. NICK Boy Scouts. BRIDGET & ANNIE Brownies! NICK Boy Scouts! HECTOR What are you talking about? What are Brownies? Biscuits? ANNIE When Bridget and I were little girls, we were Brownies. BRIDGET We were given badges for good works. NICK Huh! Brownies are for girls! In the Scouts we survived! BRIDGET It was just like being in the SAS, wasn’t it Nick. NICK Hah-huh. HECTOR But what are all those badges for? BRIDGET This one is for first aid. HECTOR Ah-hah, and what is second aid – or third aid! NICK Hah-hah! ANNIE First aid is for helping people who are HURT! HECTOR How hurt? BRIDGET Like if they can’t breathe. ANNIE Shall I demonstrate, Bridget? BRIDGET Go ahead, Annie. ANNIE Lie down, please, Hector. Thumping noise
ANNIE Now, this is called the kiss of life. HECTOR Oh-ho-ho, sounds good! ANNIE It means I breathe into your mouth! HECTOR Aha. Oh! [Sound of coughing] ANNIE And if you still can’t breathe, I do this. HECTOR Well, that is … … Oh!! Oh!! ANNIE And I keep doing this, until you can breathe! HECTOR Oh!! Oh!! ANNIE Are you breathing yet? HECTOR Yes, yes, yes, I can breathe! ANNIE Ah! And that is my good turn for the day. BRIDGET Now Nick,, bites and stings. NICK No thanks. NICK Of course, when I was in the Scouts, I went camping. BRIDGET So did we. NICK Ah, but this was proper camping, survival. ANNIE What, like the SAS? NICK Ha! We had to live off the land. BRIDGET What? No tins of baked beans? NICK No. HECTOR Whoa! BRIDGET So could you do a survival test? NICK Yeah, no problem. HECTOR Yeah. ANNIE Right then. We will give you a survival test. HECTOR Great! What is a survival test? NICK You’ll see, Just be prepared. ANNIE Ready for your survival test, boys? NICK Certainly am. HECTOR Aha. ANNIE OK, test number one. [Girls put on Australian voices] BRIDGET The jungle is full of horrible things that creep and crawl. ANNIE And some that wriggle everywhere. NICK & HECTOR Ha-ha. Ha-ha, ha-ha. BRIDGET Especially worms! NICK & HECTOR Ah!! Ah!! Ooh!! Ahh!! ANNIE OK. Test number two. NICK & HECTOR Ah! Ooh! ANNIE Food! BRIDGET You have run out of food, so you have to eat whatever you can find. NICK & HECTOR Egh?! BRIDGET Open very wide please! Ready?! NICK & HECTOR Ah! Ooh! ANNIE & BRIDGET Beetles!! NICK & HECTOR Ahh! Ugh!! Ahh! ANNIE OK. Test number three. BRIDGET Pain!! NICK Oh-ahh-ahh! BRIDGET I haven’t touched you yet! ANNIE I’m sorry boys, you have failed the survival test. HECTOR But erm, in the jungle it is going to be different. NICK Yeah, we were just pretending. HECTOR Aha. NICK It wasn’t real. HECTOR Oh-ho! ANNIE What? Like real camping. NICK Uh. BRIDGET Why don’t we do it? HECTOR Do what? BRIDGET Let’s go camping! NICK We haven’t got a tent. ANNIE Well, Hector can get us a tent from the National Camping Exhibition. NICK Huh? ANNIE Well isn’t tomorrow the last day of the exhibition? HECTOR Yeah. ANNIE And you and Eunice will be doing another report! HECTOR Yeah!! ANNIE Well then, you can buy a tent and come home early. Slapping noise
HECTOR Oh! Sound of door slamming
NICK [Composing email] Hector must be careful. HECTOR What do you think of Eunice? NICK [Composing email] And he likes it! NICK I see trouble ahead. NICK [Composing email] And Bridget and Annie have been showing us what they did in the Brownies. ANNIE Lie down please, Hector. NICK [Composing email] Huh! That’s for girls. Not like the Scouts. NICK That’s not a salute. This is a salute. ANNIE [Composing email] This afternoon Bridget and I gave the boys a survival test. ANNIE Ready for your survival test, boys? NICK Certainly am. HECTOR Ah-huh.
ANNIE [Composing email] Test number one: are they afraid of worms? BRIDGET Worms!! NICK & HECTOR Ah!! Ah! ANNIE [Composing email] Test number two. Could they eat anything in order to survive? ANNIE & BRIDGET Beetles! ANNIE [Composing email] Test number three: pain! NICK Aagh! ANNIE [Composing email] Hector is going to get us a tent from the National Camping Exhibition … and then we will really go camping! BRIDGET Let’s go camping! ANNIE [Composing email] We’ll see who the real men are! HECTOR In the jungle it is going to be different. Crashing noise
HECTOR Oh, shush … shush-shush, you will wake Annie. Shush! Hey, I have an idea. I must show you to Annie. Shh, shh. You know, I have a better idea. Ha-ha-ha! Come, come! Sound of door slamming/sound of clanging tent poles
HECTOR Nick! NICK Ah!
HECTOR Nick, wake up! NICK Oh, no more beetles! Ah! Hector?! HECTOR Nick.
NICK What’s going on? HECTOR I’ve got it. NICK Got what? HECTOR The tent! NICK Oh, that’s nice. HECTOR Come on, let’s put it up. NICK What? HECTOR The tent! NICK Oh, Hector! Have you seen the time? HECTOR No. NICK It’s three o'clock in the morning! HECTOR Is it? NICK Yeah. HECTOR Really? NICK But wait a minute. Where have you been? HECTOR For a couple of beers – and a dance. NICK What’s that on your collar? HECTOR Paint. NICK Oh, pink paint. Nice.
HECTOR When Annie wakes up, she is going to be cross with me. NICK If she sees that on your collar, she will be. Have you been dancing with Eunice? HECTOR Ye-es NICK [Makes whistling noise] HECTOR But, when Annie sees that I bought the tent, she is going to forgive me. NICK At three o'clock in the morning?! HECTOR Late night shopping! Sound of door opening and closing
NICK Sssh! Crashing noise/sound of Charley growling
HECTOR It is OK, Charley, it is me, Hector. NICK Where shall we put it? HECTOR HERE! NICK Guy ropes. HECTOR Ha? What? Guy Ropes, who is he? NICK No. Guy ropes. Ropes called guy ropes. HECTOR Oh, somewhere here … NICK Ah! HECTOR Hey, look … NICK That’s them … HECTOR Ah-hah! NICK Tie them to the furniture. HECTOR Aha. Assorted rustling noises
HECTOR There, that is it. NICK Right, let’s go to bed. Sound of door opening and closing
ANNIE Oh! What, what’s this? Who put that there?! HECTOR Hi Annie, I’ve bought you a tent. BRIDGET What is going on? HECTOR Well, do you like your tent? Eh? NICK Anyone for camping? Ah! Assorted howling noises
ANNIE Oh, it’s so cold! HECTOR I’ll warm you up. ANNIE Did somebody say something? BRIDGET I want a hot drink! ANNIE And there’s no water left! NICK How long have we been here? BRIDGET Oh, it feels like ages! Assorted rustling noises
BRIDGET It’s so creepy. ANNIE Yeah. Very creepy. HECTOR [Snoring loudly] ANNIE Oh, are you tired, Hector? Did you have another LATE NIGHT with Eunice?! BRIDGET So who’s going to go outside and get us some water. ANNIE Well I won’t. BRIDGET Well I won’t either. NICK Oh all right, I’ll go, but if I’m not back in ten minutes, you can have my Action Man collection. BRIDGET Yeah, yeah, yeah. Off you go. NICK Uh-uh, oh! Sound of howling/rustling noises
MRS JESSOP Morning, Nick dear. Thought you and your friends would like a nice cup of tea. NICK Oh, thanks Mum. ANNIE Oh, thanks Mrs Jessop. COMMENTARY [v.o.] Next time in EXTRA. Bridget gets a new job. Hector receives a phone call from Lola and Annie is looking for trouble. NICK It’s not Eunice, it’s not Debbie, could it be Lola? COMMENTARY [v.o.]
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