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Анекдот на английском языке: Manhood

Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Manhood. A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that mo...

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Анекдот на английском языке: Manhood. Текст «Анекдот на английском языке: Manhood». Сначала смысл целиком, затем 8–12 ключевых слов, без пословного перевода.

Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Manhood.

A man was in a terrible accident, and his «manhood» was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. «Well, what have the two of you decided?» asked the doctor. The man answered, «She’d rather remodel the kitchen.»

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