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Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: You Were Warned. A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Working Construction. A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st fl...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Word Test. See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Wooden leg pig. A man is travelling across the country and comes upon a pig with a wooden leg. This rouses his curiousit...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Who's the Most Fun to Operate On? Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Who's Child Is It? A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother lea...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Where Babies Come From. A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies c...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Whatcha Got There? An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: What's In A Name. Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: What do you want for Xmas? A little boy goes to the local mall to see Santa. When Santa askes the little boy what he wants for Christmas, t...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: What Day It Is. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of co...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Welcome To Hell. A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of et...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Weird Names. One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running Dear?" So the father answerd h...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Water For The Emir. An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Warm and Moist. MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LA...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Want A Divorce? A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him a...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Waiting For Love. This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second wee...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Visit To Rome. A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" The...
