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Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Vatican Debate. Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big u...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Vaseline. Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, tho...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Unpredictable. A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the g...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Union Rules. A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brot...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Twice The Size. A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie s...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Trip To Oz. Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Train Delay. A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new el...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Tragedy. John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion of words ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Tough Mice. Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booz...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Touchy Feely Cracky. In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of th...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Torah Scholar. A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Toilet Paper. Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Tic, Tic, Tic. A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a f...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft. Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight d...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Three Kinds. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, su...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Test. One day there was this Teacher who after missing a few days of school because of snow on friday decided to tell her s...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Miracle. The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Magician and the Parrot. There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highligh...
