Книги, сказки, биографии, стихи, цитаты и архив новостных текстов. Выбирайте по жанру и автору; для сопоставления оригинала и перевода есть раздел двуязычных книг.
Начать с короткого рассказа и вопросов на понимание
Для занятий
Архив и разное
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Interview. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done th...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Feline Diet. Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any succ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Daily News. Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Coffin. This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him in a coffin, so the wife told the mortic...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Carburettor. "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: The Blind Man. A Blind man walks into a department store with his guide dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the c...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Tell The Difference. Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a di...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Teaching A Lesson. A wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , her husband burst int...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Tampons Wonder. Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counte...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Sunday Class. Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the te...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Sumo Kamikaze. Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Stumpy and his wife. Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd li...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Strong Pill. Doc, you've gotta help me... my wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or some...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Strong Man. The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He mad...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Stirring On Mars. The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astron...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Spoiled Mother. A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the lit...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Spell L-O-V-E. A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. G...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Special Trick. The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy wi...
