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Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Saving For Marriage. One day, a priest went into a public bathroom to use the cubical. While he was on the toilet, he heard moa...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Sam The Man. Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Saber tooth tigar. This newfie, one time, wanted to marry a Shieks daughter in Egypt. So the Shiek said to the Newfie, "You hav...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: S & M. One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsett...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Rye Bread. Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Rough Day At The Bar. A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders six shots of vodka. The bartender asks the man, "Have a r...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Rooster in His Declining Years. An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was st...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Romantic Pink Slip. Dear __________________________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further co...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Riding The Camel. A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a ver...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Reverend. The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, he was walking down...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Reluctant Cow. The only cow in a small town in Poland stops giving milk, so the villagers buy one from Minsk for only 1,000 rub...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Red Tomatoes. A beautiful blonde woman is having trouble growing tomatoes... seems she can't get them to turn red. She k...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Rabbit Breakout. Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a s...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Put It On Your Organ. One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins, one of the elder parishoners in his church. When he ar...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Pushing It. Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how ma...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Problems In Maths. Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special le...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Presidental Call. The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the fo...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Pregnancy Question. A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly ...
