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Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Patent Leather Shoes. Boudreaux went to the store and bought him a pair of patent leather shoes. After seeing how mirror lookin...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Osama's Valentine. Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentin...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: One Last Song. These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one "Do you have a last request?" ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: On A Lonely Island. A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Olympic Condoms. A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon ge...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Ol' McBlondie. A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Oklahoma Fan. A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free back to schoo...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Official Visits. An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For t...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Obstetrician Visit. Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam,...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Obsessions. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all ha...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Obscene Note. It was a hot summer day, and the old courthouse was just as hot. The air was thick and humid, and the jury was ha...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Nursing Home. One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Nudist Vacation. Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and t...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Nude Tan. A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Nude Driving. Man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. S...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: None For You. A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: No Pants. One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any ...
Здесь вы найдёте анекдот на английском языке/ English joke: Nice Children's Tale. Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a lo...
